Uraban Dictionary Name Whore

A person who goes on Urban Dictionary too much to put in self-praising definitions of themselves on their names.

Jennifer: Maybe people will like me if i write that im totally hot on urban dictionary!

Bob: Eww what a Uraban Dictionary Name Whore... thats such a turn off...

by MaiValentine November 23, 2009

urban dictionary

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

by Durana August 20, 2007

Urban Dictionary virgin

Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.

"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!

by kevinonurban July 14, 2011

Kalan Dictionary

The dictionary made up of words starting with "K" or "P". Anything can be turned into Kalan words.

Kould you please pass me the Kandy over there? or Wheres the Porty?

by Meghan aka Kalanz_no1_fan February 13, 2005

urban dictionary

The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.

"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."

by Blah #5 July 21, 2008

fuck all urban dictionary editors

they never publish my words those fuckers

fuck all urban dictionary editors piss off the population

by masagasaka June 9, 2014

Urban Dicktionary

When Urban Dictionary does not publish a perfectly good definition because they are idiots.

Dude : "Posted the definition for Cunts Game last night on Urban Dictionary, got rejected."

Dude 2 : "Yeh that's because Urban Dicktionary is full of shit, unfunny and irrelevant definitions. Gutted."

by rorocirca1989 September 13, 2013