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diet party

a meeting of women held for the purpose of helping and inspiring each other to lose weight and become thinner. The members of a dieting party are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect diet party. They rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water and exercising until they passed out and were revived by their fellow dieters. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best diet party ever.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
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Diet Scrote

A term used for a person displaying characteristics and/or gestures of a homosexual nature or that may be considered as being somewhat homosexual, though no hard proof of a sexuality exist to back up the insult.
Diet scrote fool best not come by me, bitch!
by Dutty Crimson November 16, 2004
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Drietlel; een nare draak oftewel een naar, flauw personage
ie bun een onmundige drietlel
by harry8520 November 4, 2020
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daietraib

a person that comes back to say three lines (one of which is "bbl"). Also enjoys watching roswell.
<daietraib> bbl, watching roswell :P
by Shazaam June 18, 2003
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by Marco's Pizza June 28, 2003
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diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"
by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007
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Diet-Downs

An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.
Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.
by Sarcactus May 2, 2009
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