Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Tower Defense: X

All out Tower Warfare! Deploy your towers from the air, land, and sea. Rival against powerful enemies and bosses before they destroy your towers. You are humanity's last hope to defend the base.

It's a Tower Defense game on Roblox.

"Bro, did you see the Tower Defense: X update? They added a nuke!"
"Sick, I'll go check it out."

by DaExplosion May 5, 2024

Borat defense

To blame a crime committed on your wife.

My client would like to plead the Borat defense.

by RealTrey19 May 18, 2024

Tower Defense Simulator

The game that owns TTD

You guys should play Tower Defense Simulator, it's very good!

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024

Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.

hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!

by kabz64 February 24, 2026

Machine-dependent brats

Kids under age 25 today who go absolutely ballistic when they're on an all- inclusive vacation and can't access the internet.

Socio-culturally illiterate, Machine-dependent brats should rediscover the power and joy of actual reading while on vacation.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2026