scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians

Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.

by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

air drunk

When you're "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn we're gonna get so air drunk today 😍😍😍

by 727! September 24, 2022

punk drunk

A state achieved by getting drunk as fuck and doing adderall so you can drink more. While in this state, you feel the compulsive need to fight people, break shit and listen to loud music.

I drank a 12 pack, did some shots and blew some speed at this house party. I was so punk drunk i wanted to smash everything in the fucking house and fight dudes.

by anon2320 January 22, 2014

drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.

" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "

by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013