Diaherrearegretiitus

When you get diarrhea and reflect on what you ate for breakfast, massively regretting it as it flows out.

John:Why were you late for work?

Dave:Oh, I had Diaherrearegretiitus and sat depressed in the bathroom for a while.

by TPAPS the balla October 15, 2014

dipper diddle

A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.

Martha thinks she is so cool because she is from Kentucky but she is just a dipper diddle.

by chocolate tree December 13, 2014

daiperp

Danish slang for a type of anal sex. The mans face must fit entirely into the woman's anus, and then he must stay inside for six minutes strait. 7 people die per year from attempting to do this.

Sally's going to get rough. Her and mike are going to be doing daiperp today.

by Butthurst February 21, 2015

Drapering

The point in life where every decision requires a drink and a smoke including when you want to yell at a coworker, sleep with a coworker, sleep with a neighbor or sleep with a total stranger.

My life status is drapering. While having a scotch and a smoke I decided yell at a coworker then decided to sleep with her.

by lordofthighs July 4, 2016

disaperanse

i like to disaperanse

i disaperanse when i am mad

by yoyo1902 November 20, 2017

disperple

to scatter or sprinkle

I like to disperple nuts on the ground for the squirrels.

by Mr. Genius boy December 3, 2017

dipper

ppl that come from india to canada and take pictures near stop signs/light stop, guildford mall water and selfies from a very high angle. this term is used to the surrey BC region.

yoooo look at tht fckn dipper thinks hes the shit he finna geh jumpedddd

by xxashvier August 6, 2018