When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
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Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
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