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buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023
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kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.
We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.
by lordjulius May 16, 2009
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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
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9/11’d that coochie

Ross 9/11’d that coochie
by Roossssss October 19, 2018
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Slayer of Coochie

An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.
Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”

Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019
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Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat
"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"
by Prplskittle April 3, 2019
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Gucci in the coochie

It’s all good down here.
How is it going with you and your man?
It’s Gucci in the coochie.
by Martinez.ma January 28, 2020
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