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crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.
I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.
by Slagathor April 23, 2004
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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
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Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette
*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"
by Jewl March 6, 2005
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crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.
Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.
by supamonkey March 30, 2005
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crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.
Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.
by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006
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Cracka-lacka-fool

Dan:Hey you see that Cracka-lacka-fool over there
Cam: Yeah he looks dumb as shit.
Dan:Yeah dumbass cracker
by famil February 24, 2007
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crack a funny

Kyle: Hey Jamie.b, crack a funny

Jamie.b: *Insert joke here*

Kyle: Lol
by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009
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