Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Cock Warming

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.

Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.

by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022

cock drop

When a male (obviously) is hit in his genital region and drops to the floor.

"Dude, stop being an ass or I'll have to cock drop you"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006

cock slob

A Cock Slob is a person that takes on as many cocks as possible.

Shelley took on the basketball team again! What a Cockslob!

by Pud August 23, 2004

monster cock

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length

that porn star's got a monster cock

i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock

by stevenbleven May 15, 2003

Cock Mode

To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.

A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.

Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.

"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"

"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"

"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"

by MagickDio April 22, 2010

cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.

Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!

by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010