chode

a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode

"funseal chodes goats"

by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."

by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008

Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro December 25, 2008

Chode Mode

In the mode for chode.

It's chode mode time, bend over.

by Nut Job69 June 22, 2008

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

by SexyScotty January 26, 2011

chode

a penis which is wider then it is long

"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"

by chicken poper September 1, 2003