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cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.
im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight
by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017
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Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something
Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum
by I eat penis January 1, 2022
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The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."
by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019
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Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.
Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023
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Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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Cum Con

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
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