To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.
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when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
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Get the Organic alarm clock mug.a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition
juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
by esteguey October 31, 2007
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His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
Jack "What's umop?"
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
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