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When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009
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Get the Phone Boner mug.An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
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