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Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.
*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."
by Dom Sage October 7, 2013
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not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).
Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.
by drizzlebam May 19, 2011
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buring

to have an std
i heard that he is out here buring bitchs
by miss her April 28, 2003
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Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control
Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business
by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009
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Basingstoke

A town in Hampshire run by a woman called Maria. Veryone hangs around festival place and no where else, everyone is a chav or a rich kid wanna be chav and there is a wide range of high and low end shops like Apple, and Poundland. The locals refer to it as "b'stoke" or just "town", and by locals I mean the local road men who think they are hard by saying "wagwan" or "piffting".
Wagwan fam wanna go get a cheeky Nando's with the mandem in Basingstoke?
by Dat Big Boi February 17, 2017
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Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.
Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.
by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
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ass basing

the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!
hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!
by bibbity bobbity boop January 25, 2005
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