brettdogg

A white guy that goes around talking trash on blacks (including calling them "nigger,")and then will turn around and rap or spout rhymes to impress chicks at a bar. Secretly hates african americans with a passion, but then will behave exactly in the fashion he says he hates them for. The worst kind of hypocrite. "Brett" is used because it's a lily white name and doesn't go with "dogg" well.

"That brettdogg over there is driving me nuts. His rhymes are fuckin' whack."
"I don't like that bar. It's full of brettdoggs."

by sk8ter4life June 22, 2009

Bretticus

Vb. singular- The door next to narnia. It's not as cool as narnia but it is there along with several other to confuse the mind. Often you will have a wall of trap doors, some leading to Say Yes to The Dress. Choose wisely.

I was gunna go to narnia but his Bretticus strategy kept me trapped in his room with his bottles.

by ashleycusthedominator November 13, 2011

betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

by timmay!! June 1, 2014

deserved better

Jeff Atkins and Hannah Baker

"Name the two people who deserved better"

by hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah April 15, 2017

beretta

the whip of all whips, a 1995 chevrolet beretta. two doors, mass legroom, stained rear passenger side seat is pretty much the fully loaded formula; that is, along with some classic wu & empties in the mix.

"hop in the beretta."

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 16, 2007

Baretta

An Italian Pistol. (9mm i think)

ooo. just shot me in the arse with that baretta

by FrEsH2005 November 23, 2005