Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

Boy batter

The still sweet cum from a younger twink type.

I picked up that rentboy from craigslist and his boy batter tasted like meth yo. So I breaded his hole and pissed in his face for five bucks.

by Thom E October 2, 2007

batt

love or wank

she batts the rap
hes going home for a batt i bet

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009

Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick

I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch

by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

Roast Battle

A word war between two people using savage insults/jokes, until either they get bored or one actually gets their feelings hurt.

To win a Roast Battle, the other person must either admit defeat or that the roast finally cut too deep.

Did you see Taylor and Jackson roast battle during the boys night? Taylor totally couldn't take the heat of homie's roast and started crying!

by Woolfz June 9, 2022