ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 11, 2012

Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria October 30, 2007

ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.

DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.

by Tino June 01, 2004

Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 20, 2011

rackin ass

When a girl perferably (hot) has a nice rack and ass all in one pack which is not very hard to find in this day and age.

Hey my nigga look at dat rackin ass on that bitch, that woe got a nice racking ass

by Realinfo December 18, 2013

Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.

"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"

by assyarn February 06, 2015

ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004