Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.
Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.
Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.
Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"
Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"
Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
Get the Bro-litemug. A term used to describe a niche demographic of young, adolescent men, not to be mistaken with the term curl bro.
Often recognised as a dickhead who after discovering tech-house has now substituted rugby, homophobia, and dark fruits for ketamine, Skateboarding clothing, and worshiping Bicep.
Can often be spotted lurking as a creature at your Printworks, Bristol uni, or instagram.
Often recognised as a dickhead who after discovering tech-house has now substituted rugby, homophobia, and dark fruits for ketamine, Skateboarding clothing, and worshiping Bicep.
Can often be spotted lurking as a creature at your Printworks, Bristol uni, or instagram.
Person 1: Mate did you see that creature at Phonox last night being creepy? Such a weirdo.
Person 2: Yeah! What a freak, he’s a proper bicep bro. He should fuck off back to Surrey.
Person 2: Yeah! What a freak, he’s a proper bicep bro. He should fuck off back to Surrey.
by InnerMole March 17, 2019
Get the Bicep Bromug. A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?
Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
Get the Subi bromug. Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"
Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"
Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"
Guy 2: "No problem"
Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"
Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"
Guy 2: "No problem"
Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
Get the Bro Solidmug. Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.
by Jor Dan G October 16, 2014
Get the Tinder Bromug. 1. A joke from "the league"
2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
Get the Eskimo brosmug. A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.
Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.
by fatassbob March 12, 2010
Get the bro PhDmug.