like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

It's book

another way of saying something is cool; also could mean acceptable.

Check out Jeff with his new sportscar. He's so book!

Kate spilled her drink on me, but she's a wafflecrapper so it's book.

by Hamlet_Sig_Nu March 27, 2008

bash book

a book that you write bad/mean things bout people that you wouldn't say to their face and you pass it around to other people and and they add things about people

Did you see Passhun bash book she said you a ho. Really i thought we were friends will in Sidney book it say you a dyke

by Nayna December 8, 2004

Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.

Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.

by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010