beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beachmont

Area of Revere Massachusetts. Known for the Easy furnishment of drugs and alcohol to Minors and adults. Also a stop On The MBTA. Close to Revere Beach.

What up son? where you goin? "I'm goin to get me dimmie and a couple 40's down B-Mont. I can get shit Where i live.

by G-Money December 13, 2004

bleached brunette

A brunette that is bleached.

Bleached Brunettes are not Blonde.

by carol December 21, 2004

beachball

1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.

1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.

by KingPr0n October 26, 2004

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 9, 2003

Laguna Beach

A good reason why we should raise the riches taxes.

Laguna Beach is the perfect example of what happens when you don't tax them enough

by Syphilys September 18, 2006

Blech

to feel gross or disgusting, depressed or icky

Blech, I have no money.

by CarlyJean January 13, 2009