Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Electric Blast Furnace

the waifu of all gregtech players

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete

by fishgaming December 20, 2023

Artic blast

When an eskimo gets the exploding shits.

Aluki had an artic blast right after she tried taco bell for the first time!

by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024

sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.

"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"

by sigma_man January 18, 2024

Jittle blast

When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.

Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.

by Unknownnutbuster February 4, 2024

Brain Blast

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing

"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023