Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

Beastisapien

A person who uses a fictional character to represent themselves either in real life or on the internet, said character having at least a 50%-to-50% ratio of human-animal physical characteristics. Term is also interchangeable with "Furry."

Steve: Hey Dan, what's that over there?

Dan: Oh, that's just some Beastisapien.

Steve: He seems to be rigorously masturbating for no reason...

Dan: Yep. Definitely a Beastisapien.

by SnippyTheDeliveryFox August 30, 2012

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013

bedtime cape

A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."

*10pm

"time for my bedtime cape!"

by Melissaemily October 12, 2013

Beastification

the attribution of a bestial nature or animal characteristics to something nonhuman, or the representation of an abstract quality in beast form.

what that horse is doing is a beastification of what I am gonna do to you!

by Loveflash August 15, 2016

beastialicious

In regard to viewing art, an image, or some sort of act in real life; When something is both beastial and deliciously fantastic at the same time.

Hey Jim-Bob did you see that video I sent you earlier? It was some poor girl getting railed by a gorilla, it was beastialicious!

by cy nyde June 5, 2016