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Boy Scouts of America

The reason I'm getting a full scholarship to the college of my choice.

Many of the nation's CIA, FBI agents are eagle scouts
The majority of astronauts are eagle scouts
Many presidents and military officers are eagle scouts
A vast percentage of CFO, CEO's are eagle scouts
Look above. I think I've said enough. Boy scouts of America.
by heskeyson August 30, 2006
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American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.
I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.
by ben the ram September 27, 2010
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American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.
Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?
by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004
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This Is America

Often Used In Situations Where People Are Acting Like Bitches Or Supporting Communism.

A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)

The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.

Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.
Guy #1: Your Not Aloud To Date Your Sister!
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!

Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.

Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?
by Jonathan R Potts December 31, 2007
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american idiot

an incredible album by green day. if you don't like this album you suck. And dont go and call me some poser because i love who wrote holden caulified, andriod, coming clean, worry rock, and all the songs before american idiot too. There is no rule saying you can't like both...but you're lying when you say jesus of suburbia doesnt have incredible lyrics.
I'm gonna go buy American Idiot because i like green day!
by meehee45 February 20, 2010
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African-american

The politically correct way how to describe a black person.

I don't really mind but why should I be called an African American when I wasn't born in Africa, never been to Africa, and am not a legal citizen of any countries in Africa? Because if thats true, then white people should be called European Americans and asian people should be called Asian Americans.
On an Internet Forum:

Me: Im black.
P.C. Person: You mean African-American.
Me: No, I may be of African decent but I dont have any connections with Africa otherwise, cause in that case i should call you a European American.
P.C. Person: You mean white person right?
Me: No you dumb asshole! *loads gun*
by Ezgamer July 29, 2008
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Miss nude America

The winner of the Miss nude america pageant where the contestants have to compete nude.
Did you see who got to be miss nude america?
by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009
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