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Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.
Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!
Captin america by Glenn David September 6, 2008

England vs America 

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)

Make America Great Again 

A adjective used when someone is lying.
Guy 1: lmao i won the lottery
Guy 2: did you just make america great again?

england vs. america 

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.

Made in America 

Something that breaks really easily or is very badly made.
Piece of crap, must've been made in America.
Made in America by Magus May 6, 2005

south america 

A continent with beautiful women, a wonderful culture and both amazing natural and man made sights. Nevertheless what most people forget is that the travel shows on TV from which you have seen never show the slums of millions of extremely poor people living just outside the cities.

Do not think South America is a safe place for you and your buddies to get laid by some sexy Latinos, it is stricken with crime and poverty.

Maybe you could do something about it.
Tourist: 'Hey man! you wanna go walk around the slums and pick up some girls?'

Local: 'No, it can be very dangerous for tourists there. Even in the better off places, watch your pockets. South America's poverty isn't shown in the lime light very often'
south america by Herojuana January 9, 2008