dracula ass

Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.

I wanna grab your Dracula ASS

by 813kracker August 28, 2017

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray June 5, 2018

budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.

"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."

by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008

Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums

Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.

by natmckn June 26, 2012

Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003