Definitions by jayhawk

twerp 

A kid who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Fargas: Was that your kid in there with his face in the bathwater?

Mick: Yeah, he's eating his farts.

Fargas: That little bastard is a real twerp, just like his old man.

Mick: Fuck you!!!

twerp by jayhawk May 7, 2004

ass-froth 

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

ass-froth by jayhawk April 19, 2004

bloodfart 

A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).

Joey's mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.

bloodfart by jayhawk April 19, 2004