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twerp

A kid who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.
Fargas: Was that your kid in there with his face in the bathwater?

Mick: Yeah, he's eating his farts.

Fargas: That little bastard is a real twerp, just like his old man.

Mick: Fuck you!!!
by jayhawk May 7, 2004
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ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.
Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.
by jayhawk April 19, 2004
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bloodfart

A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).
Joey's mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.
by jayhawk April 19, 2004
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