Definitions by jayhawk
twerp
Fargas: Was that your kid in there with his face in the bathwater?
Mick: Yeah, he's eating his farts.
Fargas: That little bastard is a real twerp, just like his old man.
Mick: Fuck you!!!
Mick: Yeah, he's eating his farts.
Fargas: That little bastard is a real twerp, just like his old man.
Mick: Fuck you!!!
ass-froth
A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.
bloodfart
A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).