One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.
Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!
by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010
Get the three cheese alfredomug. Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
Get the three-point landingmug. a sacred custom dictating that if someone is not a family member or an intimate friend, then one may only sleep in their house/apartment for three nights at most. Violating this is a high offense against one's honor. Go to a hotel.
Rather than spend a fourth night in Alex's San Francisco apartment, Bob took a train to San Jose and slept in a ditch. This way, he observed the three night rule and preserved his sacred honor.
by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013
Get the three night rulemug. ‘EWH look there’s a 3 ft gremlin’
‘Oh yeah OMg look it’s looking at chloe’
Three ft gremlins look like that
‘Oh yeah OMg look it’s looking at chloe’
Three ft gremlins look like that
by Grahamcoxonsgirlfriend February 27, 2022
Get the three ft gremlinmug. A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"
by blacklung April 21, 2009
Get the three legged antelopemug. 📸 with three fingers down
by User 69420 October 16, 2022
Get the Three fingers downmug. Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.
Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder
by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016
Get the Three Ring Bindermug.