phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

by Jitskin March 22, 2025

Phantom Meme Phenomenon

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can save it, and now it gone forever.

Lost a cool meme to Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. I'll be sad for a week or so.

by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025

Phantom Meme Phenomenon

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can interact with or save the meme, and now it's gone forever.

Had the worst Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. Really hilarious meme and now it's gone.

by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024