Phantom finger

When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”

I gave this girl the phantom finger last night.

by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022

The Phantom Zone

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.

Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

by Upton O'Goode 51 July 18, 2013

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

by maryncanary November 3, 2023

Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females

phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor

by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023