Pulling a Hazel is when someone seemingly freaks out for little to any reason, and then proceeds to instantly feel sorry and asks people to pity them.
Woah calm down there, you’re Pulling a Hazel! If you aren’t careful I’ll have to give you a three month ban!
by FlamboyantRage April 15, 2020
Get the Pulling a Hazelmug. To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."
"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."
"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."
"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
Get the to pull a Hancockmug. by Mess Caterer February 24, 2025
Get the Pulling A Lopezmug. When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.
Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.
by TheEmcee June 5, 2013
Get the Pull a DJmug. When asked a direct question, that you do not want to answer, you either ignore it or change the subject.
by 104NOT February 14, 2014
Get the Pulled a Toshmug. Raptor: Did u hear that Shakeel kicked 12 people and then left the clan
Bella: yes, it was a mercy killing. we wouldn't have any of them back. He really pulled a Shakeel.
Raptor: I heard that Zack put him up to it
Bella: 100% homie
Bella: yes, it was a mercy killing. we wouldn't have any of them back. He really pulled a Shakeel.
Raptor: I heard that Zack put him up to it
Bella: 100% homie
by Bslla January 16, 2021
Get the Pulled a Shakeelmug. by junomy January 24, 2011
Get the pull a coyotemug.