Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.

Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!

by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023

gay

Two friends who were drinking and one said would you like to stay at my house tonight. the other is says sure. That following night they got home they were watching tv when all of a sudden the dude that would you like to stay at my house tonight kissed the other dude. Later that night there in the bed having sex.
OOO yeah feels good keep fucking me, daddy.

When you are gay you fall in love with another dude.

by GAY GUY GOT FUCKED DIRTY 13 April 30, 2019

gay

when you used to be scared but now you're not

"Hey, Eric?"

"Yeah, Butters?"

"What does gay mean?"

"When you used to be scared but now you're not."

"Oh ok-

"HEY DAD- I'M GAY!!!" =)

by craigel_the_bagel June 12, 2023

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

gay

something you are since your searching it.

gay: me, my boyfriend, my dog, and my bed..

by help_imgay May 24, 2021

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Hachiroku Gay Style

When perfectly straight AE86 owners act gay in order to purposely drive up and maintain high prices on the AE86. This in turn makes others not want to buy the AE86 because they do not want to be associated with gays.

Paris - Bro! I want to buy an AE86 but they are so expensive!!
Jose - Oh yeah, tell me about it! It’s the HachiRoku Gay Style that’s been keeping the prices up!

by Liquid_Actor March 1, 2025