Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

pulling a fatboi

when you use people for food.

LMAOOO why you gotta be pulling a fatboi

by shiii,b January 31, 2017

pulled a palin

to commit a righteous deed- putting the well being of something above money.i.e. stepping down from your job and costing your employer alot instead of just drawing a check

She really pulled a palin when she gave up her family's privacy to fight the political establishment.

by palin4prez2012 July 13, 2009

Pulling an Aaron

To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.

“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”

by trid33 September 10, 2025

Pulling an Aaron

Definition: To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.

“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”

by trid33 September 10, 2025

pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025