Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

My hot mouth is boutta explode

When someone absolutely explodes your mouth.

YOOOO, MY HOT MOUTH IS BOUTTA EXPLODEEEEE. IT'S BECAUSE OF GVIDAS

by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.

Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!

by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024

Hot sleeper

When you awake from your slumber looking as wet as an otter's pocket.

Wow look at Ollie he's just woke up, looks like he's fell asleep on the bath he's such a hot sleeper

by Uniqueintheworld July 11, 2023

hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016

Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.

We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.

by Dadocentury November 10, 2021