Shit doesn't stink.

When someone arrogant thinks they're better or thinks higher of theirself compared to others.

- Just because you made it into Harvard doesn't mean that your shit doesn't stink.

- She thinks that since she's head cheerleader that her shit doesn't stink and smells like roses.

by Bree_n_k June 13, 2014

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Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

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shit through a goose

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.

His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

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No Shits Given Phenomenon

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.

"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"

by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013

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Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area

"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010

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