White Boy Syndrome

When white boys idolize the token white guy in predominantly black subcultures and scenes, especially hip hop and basketball.

Dude, Larry Bird is not the best player of all time— I think you got White Boy Syndrome!

by theonlykfc April 28, 2023

Makoto Yuki Syndrome

The constant need to protect your friends at your negative expense much like the protagonist of the 2006 JRPG Persona 3 by Atlus

"dude don't worry I'll take the blame for what we did, all of it"

"You've got Makoto Yuki Syndrome dude"

by Zain is probs sane April 20, 2024

Ikeda-Derangement-Syndrome

Also "Ikeda Derangement Syndrome"(IDS)
noun

1. A memetic condition afflicting members of the Soka Gakkai, marked by irrational, bizarre, and fixated patterns of thought and behavior in relation to Daisaku Ikeda.

2. The tendency to elevate Ikeda to quasi-divine status, to interpret all events through his alleged wisdom, and to react with disproportionate hostility to any criticism of him.

Symptoms include:

Adulation Inflation: Ascribing supernatural foresight or cosmic importance to otherwise banal quotations.

Hostile Reverence: Branding dissenters as “slanderers,” “negative influences,” or “enemies of peace.”

Cognitive Lockstep: Reframing all nuance as betrayal; mistaking uniformity for unity.

Magical Attribution: Treating random life events as confirmation of Ikeda’s protection or “proof of his eternal guidance.”

After reading three pages of Ikeda’s speeches, she declared her houseplants were “thriving on Sensei’s eternal life force”—a textbook case of Ikeda-Derangement-Syndrome.

by APedant September 5, 2025

Feen Hand Syndrome

Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.

Guy 1: man check this bitches post out

Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?

Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome

by YeetYeetMcYeet October 21, 2022

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

no man's sky syndrome

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates

AAA Companies keep releasing their games broken, they have no man's sky syndrome

by ash_1998 July 8, 2025

Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.

Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.

by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024