Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

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Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

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Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025

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Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

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Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023

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