About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner

Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian

by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020

Cock

Why are you looking this up😟

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by anonymous June 29, 2022

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

Cock

Long thing that is good

Cock

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 19, 2023

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when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023