Zero cents

When you don't have any comment or opinion on a controversial touchy sensitive topic, subject, issue or statement; the opposite of "giving your two cents." (not when you are left speechless)

"I don't think I should do this. I'm so conflicted."
"I don't know what to say, man. I got zero cents for you."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

zero

You are nothing in society and you will never be anything. A quicker way to tell someone that they are a fucking nobody.

"Look at those absolute Zero's, they need to be taken to the vet and put down."

Nobody Melt Cretout Sweatos Gamers Your mum

by TheCircumsiedZimbabwean October 17, 2015

zero to rapey

When you meet a stranger and you're not hitting on him but socializing and as the night progresses he goes from no sexual intentions towards you to a slightly scary creeper. This can be true to for men meeting women but that's more of a zero to clingy scenerio.

I meet this guy at the hotel bar on a business trip, he went from zero to rapey in three drinks flat.

by LissaLee April 27, 2016

zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station

We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!

by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016

zero friend

Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.

Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends

by The legend of Zelda1010101010 August 13, 2016

zeroes

e-cig juice containing no nicotine, or 0%

yo lets bet a buzz before practice

Nah dude I only got zeroes

by shove a watermellon in there November 30, 2016

Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection

Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017