australian beard

the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.

"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"

by headdownassup April 19, 2009

Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020

Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

by Cofresi October 17, 2011

Terrorist Beard

A beard that no matter how viewed or trimmed and no matter how you look or act, always gives you the appearance or the air of a terrorist.

Bob; Oh god, I saw this guy on the bus yesterday who was a total terrorist even though he was all well kept and smiling.

Fredina; How could you tell?

Bob; He had a terrorist beard.

by clarkina September 29, 2009

Santa's beard

When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.

I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.

by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009

Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009