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the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.
"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"
by headdownassup April 19, 2009
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Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the β€œLand Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as β€œthe Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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