whacker

The whitest wigger you've ever seen. It's a combinating wigger and cracker, therefore it is whiter than a wigger butt not quite as white as a cracker. Often used to descirbe albinos that act black.

(Rappin)

I have no pigment,
I need sunscreen,
I am albino,
I am a whacker,
Peace out homies,
east side. what. what.

by LilLeroy July 10, 2005

whack-whack

tylers wee-wee/penis

tyler has a whack-whack

by Gina ann slore tyler November 12, 2004

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

bass whacker

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

by crazy steve October 11, 2006

whack whack

The white man's version of "cray cray"

"That Coldplay album is so whack whack!"

by Fish Nipple June 5, 2014

tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

Whackadoodle

A jealous SLUT who feels inferior to other women.

That Carla is such a whackadoodle!!!!!!

by Taylortucky June 4, 2014