wet butter

Smoother than butter.

Slicker than butter.

Slipperier than butter.

A graceful or easy occurrence.

The pilot eased the plane in for landing like wet butter.

The aptitude test went as smooth as wet butter.

by Douggles June 15, 2009

Wet Brownie

Placing your partners head into a toilet (Similar to a swirlie) and fornucating with them doggiestyle after recently excreting feces into it. (BUT DO NOT FLUSH)

A wet brownie is a perfect way to make that prom night special, especially when you are forced to share a hotel room with several other couples and want privacy.

by JJAV April 19, 2008

wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010

Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

by EvilBastid February 23, 2015

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

wet douchebag

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey

Drinking them is also known as douching.

"I had so many wet douchebags last night"

"I had such a hangover from all that douching last night"

by Cohen816 January 25, 2009

wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.

Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!

by ooookur September 20, 2019