weaksauce

A lame, weak way for dorks to put down other dorks online after a lame, weak insult. Quite possibly the worst bit of internet slang ever.

Ha! You think *my* avatar is weak? Well, yours is weaksauce.

by Ted3243242 January 10, 2008

Wakefield

Town of 26,000 located 10 miles north of Boston. Nice lake area where many people walk during the summer. Downtown is a congested area infested w/ bums and thugged out white kids looking to steal anything they can from your vehicle as soon as you go to walk the lake. Greenwood, next to Melrose, is a residential area filled w/ middle class homes and townhouses. Known for the Wakefield Massacre, when a guy walked into an office and killed 7 people a couple of years ago.

Wakefield, Wastefield, or Wackfield.

by Jonny Utah June 11, 2006

wake up call

a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.

1.

Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

2.
Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!

by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010

tornado wake

The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened

"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."

by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

weak a leek

a loose, hurt girl often confused into thinking she is fine

that girl is so ugly, she oughta be called a weak a leek

by dino September 10, 2004

adam wakefield

It is widespread knowledge 'Adam Wakefield" was the first God of the Orgasm. Anyone with this name is hung like Mount Everest and can bang as Chuck Norris can fight.

After a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque orgasm women now use the phrase " I can't believe you just Adam Wakefield'ed me". There have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an Adam Wakefield. Death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the vagina to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the orgasm.
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"

by Justablokethatlikesbacon October 31, 2013

Weak constitution

Someone with no back bone.

Wow, he lets them talk to him any kind of way. He never stands up for himself! He has a weak constitution.

by tko December 13, 2017