Happier than a two peckered puppy

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

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Two shits

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

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is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

by The Hit September 8, 2009

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two cent whore

a person whose sexual acts are only worth two cents and has a lot of STDs

She is nothing but a two cent whore

by blah May 13, 2005

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two finger split

When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger

I gave her the two finger split

by futballa November 24, 2007

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Tourist Two Step

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.

I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.

by C1195 August 3, 2010

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