Tammy Twister

The girl licks her mans butt hole while he takes a shit, and the man twists the girls nipples.

My girlfriend Tammy gave me a Tammy Twister before I went to work at the YMCA.

by creamykenn March 6, 2011

double twister fister

the act of inserting both fists into a womans vagina (at the same time) and and rotating them back and forth.

woman- lets do something different.

guy- ok. lets try the double twister fister!!

woman- yeah. now stick ur fists in there and twist them.

by superbugsbunny4 June 13, 2011

Tokyo Titty Twister

Rubbing duck sauce on a persons nipples and then proceeding to give them a titty twister.

Dude I gave my girlfriend a crazy Tokyo Titty Twister last night

by thatcreepyguy May 22, 2011

Twitter-Pated

1) Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
2) Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
4) Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
3) This can also mean "Falling in Love" according to Disney Fans.

Definition 1) Jane Twitters everytime she's thinking about her long kiss in the moonlight. She's Twitter-Pated.
Definition 4) Jenny feels the need to tell us about her random thoughts on how to be a better worker and how we should all work as hard as she does to help the environment.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 7, 2009

Twisted

A. Extremely intoxicated
B. The rolling of a joint, blunt, or cigarette
C. To have ill-advised ideas or misconceptions
D. The act of victimizing an individual
E. Referring to the braiding of hair

Often interchangeable with Fucked Up

A. "I wast twisted last night!"

B. "I twisted 2 packs of blunts!"

C. "This fool had shit strait twisted, trying to walk away with my blunt!"

D. "He was bout to get his ass twisted, for real!"

E. "I went to the barber shop and got my hair twisted up this morning!"

by JGSR December 15, 2007

Twitter

Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.

I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!

by Ladanea March 18, 2008

Twisted

high and plasteredat the same time.

Nobody at the party got twisted even though they said they were.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007