Tethie

an absolute weirdo, ngl. but we all love him anyway.

"dang, tethie's so fun to be around."
"ikr?? his gf is soooooooo lucky."

by kyukyu :p October 12, 2023

thetha

a person whos got the figure of a mob but still is killer.
looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you.
will do anything for her one and only shri-krishna-sweets.

thetha is thetha-ing

by zoz08 November 23, 2023

Téthys

Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.

Brad Pitt: I have a crush on someone... but I think she's out of my league.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.

by maddzmaddie January 29, 2024

Thether

There and here at the same time

I am in the thether. My water is in the thether. I only have one glass of water, but it is with me at all times. I love my water. I am 75% made of water. Is that water in the thether with me?

by DoctorThether May 29, 2024

Tether

A melanated person who is NOT a foundational black American that uses their melanin ("blackness") to undermine black Americans (FBA). Tethers typically use their "blackness" to act as a representative for black Americans (FBA) for the benefit of their (white) handlers while having disdain for black Americans.

Barack Obama is the textbook definition of a tether who used his blackness to get the black vote while not doing anything specifically for black people (FBA)

by chillin662 September 20, 2024

Tether

A term that directly describes those of African descent that betrays their own or others. A mimic, infiltrator, chameleon, agent, sell-out.

Someone who disrupts the goals, progress and/or mission of Their/other groups

Marcus is a Tether because he pretended to be Jamaican to siphon money from a Jamaican non-profit organization

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024

Tether

A member of a ethnic group that sabotages or undermines their respective group and/or another group (internally). A adversary of a ethnic group. Someone who opposes their/others interest. A infiltrator or participant who obstructs.

Benedict Arnold was a tether

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024