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Jamaica Turner 

Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.

Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.

Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0

Homie B: ...what?

Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!

Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?

Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?

Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.

Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Jamaica Turner by Luis Song March 7, 2022
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Quagmire turns into a toilet 

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dollar chocolate turnover 

Slang term for a streetwalker in the Waterloo/Arlington area of Akron, Ohio. The nickname spread after a local fast food restaurant advertised a $1 chocolate turnover on their signage. One in particular, a reportedly transgendered person known as Darrina, patrols the area on her red hoveround mobility device.
Gunther had one of those dollar chocolate turnovers from in front of Arby's last night. He's lucky she didn't roll his ass and take his rental car.

Alex Turner 

Incredibly gorgeous lad, lead singer and guitarist of the oh so famous brit-rocksensation Arctic Monkeys
Born in 1986 in High Greens, suburb of Sheffield. South Yorkshire, England
Loved for his amazing down to earth lyrics, great voice, adorable yorkshire accent
and great guitar riffs
He is the heart and soul of the record breaking band, writing the lyrics, the riffs and singing all songs.
me: alex turner?!! drools... =)
Alex Turner by Veronic July 5, 2006

turning point

The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.
My turning point was when I moved to London.
turning point by Aquela March 28, 2016