you-tubeaholic 

a person who spends way too much time watching you-tube videos. This person often looses track of time and has no idea that they just spent almost their entire day/ night watching really bad videos. Symptoms include- talking about the videos they watched to their friends , not realizing that the friend doesn't really care about the stupid video(s). Another symptom is dark rings around the eyes and rotten teeth and bad breath because the you-tubeaholic normally eats junk food because they have no time to cook a healthy meal because of the time spent watching the videos

clare- have you seen tony lately ??
milenkovitch- no, he spends all his time watching you-tube videos!!
clare- would you call him a YOU-TUBEAHOLIC??
milenkovitch-yes

you-tubeaholic by milenkovitch August 29, 2009

Blue Tubes 

The female eqivalent of "Blue Balls"

Dude, I was bangin' my girlfriend and I gave her blue tubes!

Blue Tubes by LupisLupine December 17, 2006

Tubesteak 

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

Tubesteak by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis 

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.

Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis by THECECIL February 26, 2008

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster 

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster by Piemanius May 15, 2008

tubes are clogged 

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

tubes are clogged by Chad H July 25, 2006

tubesteak 

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

tubesteak by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003