turn you into a curb

Using insane amounts of uncontrolled force to set a lifelong friend straight on some dispute. When a simple beat down isn't enough, turn them into a curb.

If you insist on wearing layered clothes, I'm going to turn you into a curb.

by Gogojuice December 24, 2008

turd necklace

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

by J.C. Price May 4, 2009

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005

gail tuttle

term derived from the head of student life at high point university; refers to the spawn of satan; also refers to someone who corrupts an institution’s administration by taking bribes to cover up crimes such as rape, drug use, etc...

The administration covered up the fact I was pushing drugs because my parents paid a gail tuttle.

by d00 June 7, 2019

Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Turner's Iced Tea

Iced Tea, deriving from Pittsburgh. It is the BEST tea, let alone beverage there is. It will make your mouth water with every sip you take.

Amanda says: Oh my god! Steve has Turner's Iced Tea, let's go tackle him and steal it off him!

by A.Kypta May 18, 2009

Turmoil

The state of violent agitation.

The world is in turmoil.The pig flu reached pandemic proportions.

by BlackPohatu November 25, 2016