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Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010
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devils touch

When your balls or dick touch your shit while on the toilet.
I was dropping my guts when it fell on my nuts.. devils touch
by Flange Flapper March 6, 2016
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The cheese touch

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ณ she has the cheese touch !! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒพ
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tolcheck

i gave the veck a real horrorshow tollchock on his vonny rot and then got back to the Duke Of New York and started peeting on my Scotch and puff puff puffing away on a cancer
by gore May 10, 2004
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The Reinhold Touch

Having the ability to destroy any film by simply being in its cast (named after Judge Reinhold, who is the first known example of this phenomenon. based originally on "The Midas Touch", a story about a king who could turn anything to gold by touching it)
"Danny DeVito and Bette Midler would have been good in 'Ruthless People', but that movie got hit by The Reinhold Touch"

"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."
by Aaron Sylvan January 6, 2008
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Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
by Gantalopian May 3, 2010
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